paynenvy:

hahry:

should i do homework or burn my school

the first one sounds like a lot of work

(Source: taccone, via embarkinq)

castielisamonkeyslut:

eridanschoicehalf:

mathmaticalkrillbits:

ukeking:

puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato

What if it makes you a hot potato

you’d get passed around from person to person with everyone hoping they don’t get stuck with you

that’s actually so accurate i’m going to cry

(via ilymorgannn)

tentacrab:

“did you get enough sleep?”

(via princesae)

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

(via princesae)

The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.

(Source: toxiccunts, via riddlemetom)

deke-it-like-datsyuk:

things to put on my resume

• i have as many oscars as leonardo dicaprio

(via fatelovessthefearless)

thehobodad:

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

(via embarkinq)

(via paradeofthesun)

kamukuraizuru:

Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS

(via paradeofthesun)

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

(via ilymorgannn)